Louis Switser


LO   I’ve Been Taste-Testing Our Factory’s Latest Creation

LO   The Sweet Sour Surprise!!

LO   Normally Candy Goes From Sour To Sweet Right

LO   But This One Keeps Switching Back And Forth

LO   It Keeps You On Your Toes!! @u@



The Confectioner

Full Name
Louis Switser
Lewis, Lou-Lou, Switzy, Limo_Number_One_Fan
Ethnicity
???
Birthday
November 4th
Pronouns
He!! But I’m Not Picky

Lemon-Lime [#C0FF00]
(FODDA) (YUPHAN)
TASTE (Super Consumption)
Sucirose
The Glutton Specter. Sucirose have two purposes in life - to find something to consume now, and later. Though they are meddling at worst unbonded, they are truly menaces once they’ve achieved corporeal form. Be wary of their quick feet and greedy paws, particularly around sugar - their greatest weakness.

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Overview

A hyperactive, spirited proprietor to the Switser multinational confectionary company. Adopted by heir Lucas Switser, Louis has taken the Switser brand in outlandish places with his ideas for both manufacturing and advertising.

His body moves as erratically as his mind, powered by his sweet tooth.








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Relationships


AD   Your metabolism must be inhuman.

AD   Perhaps a side-effect of your Value...

OJ   you remind me of those old kids websites

OJ   it's kinda neat, actually

ML   mmm that switser chocolate sure is one of a kind...

ML   but i cant be sure until i see how exactly its made. ;)

GB   Shouldn't you see a doctor?

GB   I don't think all that candy is good for you.

CL   <_As an heir myself, I understand the pressure_>

CL   <_Youd think people would move on after the first assassination_>

CV   Ahaha its oddly comforting to look at someone like you.

CV   Are you catching up on the childhood you never had?

MR   Bleugh. I hate that sugary shite.

MR   Here. Lemme swap out that lolly for a smoke.

YN   An heir? Don't make me laugh.

YN   You didn't earn any of this.

BR   I find your background a bit disturbing

BR   Who let you have so much power out of nowhere? 0_o

PB   A big fan of your work Mister Switser!

PB   Can't wait to see what you'll do next. :3

RW   i rock w/ squirrels

RW   sometimes you just gotta eat stuff and run

VC   Wah... such intensity... it's too much...!

VC   Please... give me some time to handle it...

PC   <( lou-lou my friend

PC   <( its never too soon to see you again :)

MT   Invest in your ice-cream department.

MT   I mean... who cares about a big company! FUCK you.

CO   your physiology is not human in the least.

CO   come! i must see everything it is capable of!

MN   ( HOT CHOCOLATE ]...

MN   ( YEAH, I GOT IT ]...

HD   ▽ Lou-Lou! I miss you, now and always! :oD ▽

HD   ▽ Please visit more! I'll come up with new stories for you. ▽

AR   the best sugar comes from fruit.

AR   you know. the ones with leaves.

CE   (sniff) I'm okay.

CE   I'm getting enough just looking at you.

VR   Can you sit down, you neon menace?

VR   Someone needs to put a goddamn muzzle on you.

OS   ♡ I doubt there's room in there for anyone besides candy.

OS   ♡ Well, I see one. Someone just as sweet, hoho.

SK   I'd like to think I outgrew sweets!

SK   ...well, I'm working on it.

LO   Me!!

LO   Wait, Why Am I Looking At Myself?? @_@

CN   gluttony is one of the cardinal sins, you know!

CN   so you need to dial it all the way down, mister!

EW   So you're saying - there's a factory full of candy?!

EW   Is there a queue? How's the security? I mean -

CD   △ Ha-ha. Did I... do something wrong? △

CD   △ I'm not seeing the 'sweetness' she mentions... △

RJ   Too bad for that elusive switser company code.

RJ   There must be some amazing equipment in that factory...

CP   Mind tossing me a free sample?

CP   It's for my crew. promise.

CS   Sucirose are... difficult to keep up with.

CS   But somehow, I think you will be fine.

BK   one of the villains look like you.

BK   a lot of them dress like real clowns...

RZ   Count your calories, you gluttonous fiend!

RZ   I can't begin to imagine how much you consume in a day.

AV   any kinda factory gotta b tuff work

AV   u cant fool me w/ all da candy!

MM   () ( mi hi hi! your didis friend - the eyesore! ) ()

MM   () ( are you interested in our candy-themed characters? ) ()

UT   ...yes... the demon of gluttony...

UT   ...only eternal salvation will truly sate you...

EM   >> what? oh, this? its candy. yeah.

EM   >> how am i smoking it? well thats a secret.

IS   it all comes back to indulgence.

IS   and how far you will go to sate yourself.

SL   ...hah.

SL   crazy.

RG   It's rather irresponsible for you to be in that position.

RG   Though, if it's candy... I suppose it's fitting.

C5   Glucose_fructose_or_sucrose?

C5   Do_you_really_know_your_sugar_young_man?

CT   UGH. THAT SH*T IS SO BAD FOR YOU.

CT   ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT 8 YEARS OLD?

JN   Ooh what I would do to see whats inside!

JN   Hey what if I did a job for you? What then?

SS   ...

SS   well if youre offering...

DN   Not the Kind of Crystals I'm Interested In

DN   Sugar. And Methamphetamines, From the Looks of You

MS   A regular nobody made heir apparent.

MS   A most fortunate orphan.

CR   Ohmigosh, your outfit is everything!

CR   Do you want to go to Culture Craze with me XD

LU   Louis! My ~+* SPECTACULAR *+~ little guy!

LU   The Switsers have never been more blessed. Never!

LA   >_> Sour is superior, you know.

LA   <_< Regardless, I relent. Sweet-sour candy it is.

PA   *<( hands off my stash!

PA   *<( share some of yours while youre at it!!

AM   Sugary Treats Are The Cheapest Commodity.

AM   Do You Have Anything Worth Looking At?

UD   It's a lot, but the red and green balance out.

UD   Is that how you work? Does something keep you at bay?

GF   Gah hah hah. Come back when your taste has matured.

GF   It will take time. Like a fine wine ~

RS   You're quite selfish, aren't you? ♡

RS   Yes, you hold on. And you don't let go. ♡

BL   You can [[NEVER]] have enough chocolate!

BL   Blast it, if it weren't for my dental health...!

TY   Naw, sugar, I'm all good! I've got m'jerky.

TY   Packs more protein than the fluffy stuff, anywho.

VG   be patient. let your creations sit.

VG   it makes the result all the sweeter.



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