Matt Umuthicula


MT   And - ha! I see you trying to get the drop on me!

MT   I have technology undetectable to the human eye.

MT   And it updates me on my surroundings, at all times!

MT   Mwe hee hee. Impressed?

MT   Even the government is - h-hey! Hands off!



The Hacker

Full Name
Matthew Wandile Umuthicula
Aliases
Matty, Mathias
Ethnicity
South African
Pronouns
I don't know. Use your
◉◉
imagination.

Mint [#4FFFB0]
(DRACOIRE) (VOLTECH)
QUBIT (Mass Revision)
Specter
Pollimer
The Genetic Specter. Pollimer boast a wide variety of forms as their dots-and-dashes pattern has millions of potential combinations. Each one is thought to be completely unique. They were commonly mistaken as extraterrestrial life in the discovery stage due to their appearance during meteor showers.

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Overview

A cynical software engineer, conspiracy theorist, and aspiring filmmaker. He is highly prone to both real-life and online arguments, as he enjoys giving critiques unprompted. His main hobby is hacking, which allows him to infiltrate all those big groups he accuses of corruption…

...including The Program.


Likes
| Cryptids
Disikes
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Relationships


AD   (sigh) Always picking a fight...

AD   I don't know what you want from me.

OJ   i don’t really get the rival stuff

OJ   but you’re funny so i’d appreciate if you stuck around

ML   whatre you so on guard for?

ML   what do you know that i dont?

GB   You could be a little nicer, you know.

GB   I know you care about them, too.

TN   Heh... you are impressive for your size!

TN   May we both find room for growth in The Program!

CL   <_I admire such technological prowess_>

CL   <_Thats, eh, not permission to touch me though!_>

CV   Ahaha i wouldnt meddle with such dangerous stuff.

CV   Best of luck with your work.

MR   This wanker. Always ruining the fun.

MR   You’re bloody lucky to have me! >8]

YN   You're nothing to me.

YN   Stay out of my way.

BR   Baseless conspiracy will lead you to the wrong paths

BR   I know you can find the real truth

GL   always stuck on that computer of yours.

GL   just remember to keep me posted.

PB   Nya ha ha! You big baby.

PB   You make it too easy sometimes. :3

RW   nerd

RW   with your nerd glasses

VC   ...my dear friend.

VC   Thank you.

PC   <( pat pat

PC   <( :)

MT   I'll figure you out.

MT   Then... I don't want anything to do with you.

CO   you are the most fascinating of all.

CO   perhaps i was born to meet you.

SK   I gotta see some of those things you think are real.

SK   At least one's out there somewhere, right?

CE   What is a... mothman?

CE   I would like to see it.

LO   Mint Chocolate?? Interesting Choice

LO   Tastes Like Toothpaste To Me @_@

EW   Seems like a lot of trouble to argue with people.

EW   If you were really right, you wouldn't need to fight.

HD   ▽ Honk-honk-honk! A frog prince, maybe? ▽

HD   ▽ That's what your Specter looks like, at least. ▽

OS   ♡ Ho ho ho! Oh man, you are stubborn.

OS   ♡ But you fall hard. It's always fun to see.

CP   There are many mythical creatures out at sea.

CP   Only for a true sailor's eye, they are.

BL   Golly! Moving pictures have sure come a long way.

BL   Thanks to your parents, especially! I'm a big fan!

BK   that hacker business... youre in dangerous territory.

BK   too many villains have gone down that route.

PA   *<( im not giving you my candy

PA   *<( get your own!

VR   Heh. You've got a good spirit.

VR   Even if you're a little shit.

MM   () ( expose all you want, boy. ) ()

MM   () ( the kingdom will never fall. ) ()

AR   new-fangled technology...

AR   i'll never understand it.

JN   I prefer tinkering from the ground up.

JN   Not any of those fancy new electronics!

AV   ill letcha kno when i see beachfoot lol

AV   but if u find him giv him my number B)

AM   Ah. What A Waste Of Resources.

AM   Extravagant Technology, And For What?

RS   A heart. Weak, whimpering. You are at its mercy. ♡

RS   And it will make an example of you. ♡

CD   △ It's okay to make trouble. △

CD   △ Just try not to get me involved. △

EM   >> we employ nerds like you yknow.

EM   >> better that than make an enemy of us.

CR   Can you hack some stuff for me?

CR   There are these really mean blogs online... XP

SL   i...

SL   i. saw. you.

UD   Uu hu hu! I can tell that you're proud of that jacket.

UD   Expensive taste. But it's cool, definitely.

CT   GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY F*CKING FACE.

CT   THERE’S NOTHING WORTH ‘INVESTIGATING’.

MC   He he. You remind me of myself, a little bit.

MC   You like those Japanese shows too, don't you?

C5   ERROR_54

C5   Oh_no_please_dont_mess_with_my_software!

LA   >_> Hmm. I feel a strange kinship with you.

LA   <_< Fine. I'll make you that mint chocolate chip ice cream.

SF   oy u mint fuckhead

SF   if u hav money layin around then gimme some!!



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