OJ   oh

OJ   that’s fine

OJ   this is not at all a novel sensation

OJ   i just didn’t expect you guys to be so… warm?

OJ   i guess that would make sense. thermal energy and all

Zzz.

OJ   this buzzing feeling

OJ   it’s like touching an old tv

OJ   crunchy

OJ   little static bits just moving all about

OJ   ...it’s weird

OJ   there’s nothing pressing down on my hand, obviously

OJ   no weight

OJ   but it definitely feels like something’s there

OJ   like someone breathing on me

OJ   is that what it’s like?

OJ   to be made of something that’s barely even there?

Zzz...

OJ   …

OJ   i don’t know why you all ever bond with us as all

OJ   being like this is nice

OJ   no real mass, barely any form

OJ   not bound by anything at all

Zap.

OJ   oww

OJ   okay, smartass

OJ   i guess it’s your decision at the end of the day

OJ   but i gotta tell you, being on the mortal coil is a hell of a party

OJ   so when it happens, make the most of it

OJ   don’t be like me, haha

OJ   don’t let it go to waste

OJ   …

OJ   i should probably let appa know about you

OJ   he’s good with specters

OJ   like, actually good with them

OJ   it’s his whole thing

Zzz?

OJ   me?

OJ   nah, i can’t help you

OJ   i don’t even have a value

OJ   i mean, he doesn’t either, but at least his chroma’s decent

OJ   my chroma’s like my height

OJ   stagnated once i turned, like... ten

OJ   i’d blame genetics, but we all know that it’s because i didn’t try hard enough

OJ   but hey. i don’t need to tell you, huh?

OJ   you can probably see how much there is to work with with your little

OJ   energy powers

Zzt.

OJ   yup

OJ   he’ll take a look at you and drop you off wherever you should be

OJ   maybe a...

OJ   factory?

OJ   a garbage dump?

OJ   hard to eyeball from the look of you

OJ   he’s the expert, not me

OJ   really, i'm just good for...

OJ   …

OJ   i’m just here to…

OJ   …

OJ   ha

OJ   haha ha

OJ   still figuring that out i guess

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