OJ   number two would be giving me extra arms

OJ   or making it so that i don’t need sleep

OJ   or maybe pausing time so i can sleep whenever?

OJ   body stuff or time stuff in general would be cool

OJ   anything that’ll... y’know, turn this -

You gesture at your body again.

It’s an unnecessary motion, but you do it anyway.

OJ   it's for effect

OJ   anyway, turn my body into something functional

OJ   like a regular human person

OJ   that’s my whole thing I guess

OJ   can you work with that?

...

OJ   ...

OJ   look, man, a lot of values could help me out

OJ   i know i’m not the ideal candidate

OJ   but you must’ve seen something in me, right?

OJ   some reason why you picked me of all people

OJ   some kinda... potential?

OJ   so

OJ   if you wanna give me something else, i’m open to it

...

OJ   any value would be good, actually

OJ   even one i didn’t bring up

OJ   i was just joking about the specifics haha

OJ   i'd be asking for too much if i could choose at this point, right?

OJ   so i was joking

OJ   i could use anything at this point haha

OJ   i'll take anything

OJ   just please help me

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